This ain’t Cinderella’s fairytale…
Summer is certainly over, but it doesn’t mean its bounty is. I’m still up to my eyeballs in eggplant, mostly due to my overly eager mom...
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Sour Joke
What did the cucumber say when he fell into the vinegar? Help! I’m in a pickle! #jokes #pickle
Chickpea Murder!
Q: Did you hear about the chickpea that was murdered? A: Yeah I heard it was a hummuscide! #chickpea #foodjokes #hummus #jokes
Sticky Business
Q: What did one strawberry say to another? A: If we weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be stuck in this jam!
Stinky Talk
Q: What did the blue cheese say to the refrigerator? A: Close the door, I’m dressing! Courtesy of JC #cheese
The Zen Master & The Hot Dog
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything *Joke courtesy of Sal from DiPalo’s #jokes
GastroJoke of the Week
Q: What did the Melon say to her daughter when she wanted to get married? Marriage material? A: Cantaloupe! (Can’t elope, in case the pun...
Meat and Greet!
GastroJoke of the Week: Q: How did the Hamburger introduce his daughter? A: Meet Patty!
Introducing GastroJokes!
In true Nerd fashion, I am now featuring weekly jokes about food. Be prepared to bask in some extreme corniness. Say what you will,...
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